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oldfart

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« Reply #2260 on: February 18, 2026, 03:08:03 PM »
Today is National Drink Wine Day
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Does beer count?🤣
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aletheuo137

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« Reply #2261 on: February 18, 2026, 05:13:01 PM »
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Does beer count?
Knock your socks off!

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QUIETShooter

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« Reply #2262 on: February 18, 2026, 05:44:03 PM »
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Does beer count?🤣


Knock your socks off!

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In my younger days, every day was National Beer Day for me! :rofl: :D
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oldfart

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« Reply #2263 on: February 19, 2026, 05:53:54 AM »
It's chinese new year. I wore a red shirt and ate gau for good luck.
Now a gal named Arlene is gifting me $100,000!!!!
Today is my lucky day! Woohoo!
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Jwall_e808

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« Reply #2264 on: February 19, 2026, 06:37:18 AM »
It's chinese new year. I wore a red shirt and ate gau for good luck.
Now a gal named Arlene is gifting me $100,000!!!!
Today is my lucky day! Woohoo!

OO send her my way too I like the money

oldfart

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« Reply #2265 on: February 19, 2026, 06:43:40 AM »
OO send her my way too I like the money
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I'll throw a big party for all my friends as soon as I get the money.
I promise.  :thumbsup:
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Jwall_e808

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« Reply #2266 on: February 19, 2026, 06:48:51 AM »
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I'll throw a big party for all my friends as soon as I get the money.
I promise.  :thumbsup:

Alright!!!!! strippers and reloads?

QUIETShooter

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« Reply #2267 on: February 19, 2026, 07:18:19 AM »
Arlene is a wonderful, generous, honest caring person.

God Bless Arlene.

After receiving these wonderful gifts, please pay it forward.

God Bless everyone in this wonderful, honest, caring world.
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oldfart

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« Reply #2268 on: February 21, 2026, 09:05:22 AM »
World Pangolin Day is observed annually on the third Saturday in February

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QUIETShooter

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« Reply #2269 on: February 21, 2026, 10:38:48 AM »
I'm thinking this could be new material for the never ending popular Godzilla movies.

Pangolin vs. Godzilla.

Of course the pangolin has to eat some radioactive rocks or something to get as big as Godzilla.

Or maybe a reactor in China melts down and a pangolin happened to be around.  It morphs into a gigantic pangolin and it's appetite changes to chinese human dim sum.

Godzilla rises to save China from extinction but the US sends all branches of military might to stop Godzilla from saving China.

China gets pissed off and launches all it's nuclear missiles.  All nuclear nations do the same. 

Everything in the world is destroyed.

Would make a great movie.
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oldfart

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« Reply #2270 on: February 21, 2026, 11:06:12 AM »
Pangolins are nice creatures. In my Pangolin movie I would team up WITH Godzilla to fight alien invaders.

In the sequel, Pangolin and Godzilla would team up to destroy South American drug smugglers who sold narcotics to American schoolchildren.
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oldfart

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« Reply #2271 on: February 21, 2026, 06:19:11 PM »
Sunday is National Walk Your Dog Day.

This was a couple of days ago, but hilarious to me.
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aletheuo137

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« Reply #2272 on: February 21, 2026, 07:05:30 PM »
Today in the country...

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aletheuo137

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« Reply #2273 on: February 21, 2026, 07:06:23 PM »
Watching the River Run
Logging & Messina

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hvybarrels

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« Reply #2274 on: February 21, 2026, 09:09:05 PM »
Happy drown in your Tacoma Saturday
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oldfart

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« Reply #2275 on: February 25, 2026, 08:34:26 PM »
February 25 is pistol patent day

Pistol Patent Day is observed to commemorate the day Samuel Colt received the patent for the revolver in 1835.
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Flapp_Jackson

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« Reply #2276 on: February 26, 2026, 12:05:37 AM »
February 25 is pistol patent day

Pistol Patent Day is observed to commemorate the day Samuel Colt received the patent for the revolver in 1835.

Isn't there a Patton's Pistols Day? 

If not, there ought to be!   :geekdanc:


The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

oldfart

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« Reply #2277 on: February 26, 2026, 12:50:28 AM »
Re. George Patton Day=> VETERANS DAY
General George S. Patton Jr. was born on November 11, 1885, in San Gabriel, California. His birthday coincidentally falls on Veterans Day
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Feb.26, 2026
"Tell a fairy tale day"

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where I could live in peace with my children and grandchildren. It had a private shooting range and clubhouse where me and my friends could hang out and bbq. I would have beautiful voluptuous women around me that never complained about anything and happily did whatever I told them to do,
The end.
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oldfart

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« Reply #2278 on: February 28, 2026, 09:03:26 PM »
March1 is National Peanut Butter Day

coincidentally, I just made a PBJ for my work-snack tomorrow
I just love PBJ especially when I get some homemade jam from my niece or sister on Maui.
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oldfart

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« Reply #2279 on: March 02, 2026, 09:40:33 PM »
On March 3.... "National If Pets Had Thumbs Day"
 :rofl:


I also taught him to solve simple algebra problems.
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