Hunger is something I don't wish on anyone. Especially children.
So I was thinking since I am the richest person in the whole universe and Canada, I would open food halls all over the world. Yes, even in North Korea. Screw you you fat dictator. I'm rich. I do what I want.
Anway, anyone who is hungry can come to these food halls. You can eat as much as you want and there will be millions of options to suit your tastes.
Here's the catch: Community service. It can be anything from helping out in hospitals to cleaning parks and other public places. You will be placed according to your abilities and skillset. For the "work" that you do, you will get vouchers to go to these food halls and if you have family and children they can eat too.
No one will be turned away.
If you cap an attitude, become difficult and a problem to others, not make an effort to be self sufficient, you will be placed on progressive discipline and warned accordingly.
Eventually if you still hard head, you will be sent to Mars to be one of the first colonists to never, ever come back to earth. Life there will initially be Spartan, so everyone will be allotted a daily ration of bottled water, one lumpia, one Hostess twinkie, one spam musubi, and 2 lychee for dessert.
Garan Ball Barans you going miss the food halls......