Post by: zippz on July 31, 2017, 11:58:12 AM
Do not eat babies.
(http://i.imgur.com/0hSlc1o.jpg)
Post by: eyeeatingfish on July 31, 2017, 09:31:39 PM
(http://ecdn.funzypics.com/funnypicturesutopia/pics/3/Plz-Don-t-Eat-Them-RAW.jpg)
Post by: rklapp on July 31, 2017, 10:51:19 PM
Post by: zippz on August 01, 2017, 01:11:23 AM
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/C8iYTm.jpg)
It must've happened to someone if they have to put that on a label.
Post by: Inspector on August 01, 2017, 06:17:07 AM
Post by: zippz on August 09, 2017, 11:36:32 AM
Post by: Bunker on December 20, 2017, 02:50:07 PM
(https://image.ibb.co/d4qiN6/photos_2_13.jpg)
Post by: Bunker on March 02, 2018, 09:22:58 PM
Post by: mrgaf on March 02, 2018, 09:42:43 PM
(https://image.ibb.co/hFMxNn/Obama.jpg)Just barfed in my mouth...... :shake:
Post by: zippz on March 05, 2018, 09:47:17 AM
(https://image.ibb.co/hFMxNn/Obama.jpg)
Yeah I wish I didn't click on the post .
Post by: zippz on March 05, 2018, 09:52:42 AM
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Post by: oldfart on March 05, 2018, 10:46:39 AM
Hmmm.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180305/7ab6622ba4826d7c03336109c0c768d9.jpg)==========
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damn
gonna have a hard time erasing that from my long term memory
Post by: Heavies on March 05, 2018, 01:15:56 PM
Hmmm.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180305/7ab6622ba4826d7c03336109c0c768d9.jpg)That's just...... wrong.
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Hhaaaahha lol
Post by: Bunker on March 05, 2018, 09:26:12 PM
(https://image.ibb.co/mMhyiS/Dickless.png)
Post by: macsak on March 05, 2018, 09:32:30 PM
That's just...... wrong.
Hhaaaahha lol
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/03/05/emma-watson-displays-times-up-tattoo-at-vanity-fair-oscar-party-but-social-media-users-point-out-grammatical-error.html
Post by: zippz on March 05, 2018, 10:16:51 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/03/05/emma-watson-displays-times-up-tattoo-at-vanity-fair-oscar-party-but-social-media-users-point-out-grammatical-error.html
At least that would be easily fixed with a apostrophe added.
Something like this would be a bit more difficult
(http://www.oxbridgeediting.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tattoo-bad-spelling-01.jpg)
Post by: GlockNewb on March 05, 2018, 10:18:30 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 08, 2018, 05:55:51 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 12, 2018, 12:47:04 AM
Post by: Bunker on March 16, 2018, 09:23:32 PM
Post by: zippz on April 02, 2018, 12:54:38 AM
https://video-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.9040-2/10000000_598891890477531_6763194725093605376_n.mp4?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=061cc3c8c97b3d3d14671591697068c4&oe=5AC2AA99
and on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/stephenschafer/videos/10216300491331767
Post by: oldfart on April 02, 2018, 01:27:45 AM
I don't usually watch trolling videos, but this one is awesome. Rapists against guns.-----------------
https://video-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.9040-2/10000000_598891890477531_6763194725093605376_n.mp4?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=90116dd99304df333a0edf28e628fa8b&oe=5AC22C09
yeah, that was pretty good
Post by: Rocky on April 02, 2018, 08:29:00 AM
Post by: oldfart on April 02, 2018, 08:59:37 AM
must have been good, gone already :(==============
Well, basically it was a guy crashing a "March for our lies" rally.
But he was carrying a sign that said "Rapists against guns"
He was telling all the people that he was a rapist and he supports a gun ban because he prefers his victims to be unarmed.
Post by: zippz on April 02, 2018, 09:12:16 AM
must have been good, gone already :(
Link updated: https://video-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.9040-2/10000000_598891890477531_6763194725093605376_n.mp4?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=061cc3c8c97b3d3d14671591697068c4&oe=5AC2AA99
also on facebook https://www.facebook.com/stephenschafer/videos/10216300491331767
Rapists against guns.
Post by: oldfart on April 02, 2018, 09:17:56 AM
Post by: Rocky on April 02, 2018, 06:34:29 PM
Was trying to think of another line other than "Rapist" but like he said, hard to get much lower in the pond than a rapist
How about 9 out 0f 10 criminals prefer unarmed victims, # 10 is in the morgue ?
Post by: mrgaf on April 03, 2018, 04:34:13 PM
Post by: oldfart on April 03, 2018, 07:24:01 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 03, 2018, 07:26:46 PM
What a babe! :shake: :wacko: :crazy: >:(
I'M OFFENDED!!
Post by: Rocky on April 03, 2018, 07:54:08 PM
Ouchditto
Post by: mrgaf on April 04, 2018, 11:23:16 AM
..
Post by: oldfart on April 04, 2018, 11:54:26 AM
Another babe for you viewing pleasure....===========
..
awww no no no
that's gotta be a dude :shake:
Post by: Jl808 on April 04, 2018, 08:30:59 PM
(https://i0.wp.com/videogod.com/wp-content/uploads/EyeBleachStation.jpg?w=310&ssl=1)
Post by: mrgaf on April 05, 2018, 08:38:44 PM
Post by: oldfart on April 06, 2018, 09:05:22 AM
Wazzup buck?
Post by: Rocky on April 06, 2018, 09:49:03 AM
Afro deer!Meditating.
Wazzup buck?
Ven-a-Zen :rofl: :rofl:
:wave:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 06, 2018, 03:28:23 PM
Post by: mrgaf on April 06, 2018, 07:10:47 PM
Post by: Rocky on April 06, 2018, 07:59:03 PM
You guys are cracking me up! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Well Dearie, entertainment ain't free so gimme a buck
C'mon, cough up the doe.
Post by: mrgaf on April 07, 2018, 11:31:57 AM
Post by: oldfart on April 07, 2018, 12:45:18 PM
I have seen enough.
Must get out and walk the dog to clear the mind.
Post by: mrgaf on April 07, 2018, 06:43:35 PM
WTF is THAT?
I have seen enough.
Must get out and walk the dog to clear the mind.
Ok ok I feel bad now.... this should cure all that is ailing you........ :geekdanc: :thumbsup: :shaka:
Post by: oldfart on April 07, 2018, 06:57:15 PM
Post by: RSN172 on April 09, 2018, 03:53:41 PM
Yowzer, :rofl: :shake: :wacko: :geekdanc:She was probably pretty hot once upon a long time ago.
Post by: oldfart on April 09, 2018, 04:20:00 PM
She was probably pretty hot once upon a long time ago.....
.......in a galaxy far, far away
Post by: Jl808 on April 10, 2018, 08:24:13 AM
:shake: :shake: :shake:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaAo7RpUEAA4Id7.jpg)
Post by: mrgaf on April 11, 2018, 10:03:42 AM
What? ..... Is that Princess Lea?
:shake: :shake: :shake:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaAo7RpUEAA4Id7.jpg)
Ahhhhhhhhhh... :thumbsup: :geekdanc: :D
Post by: drck1000 on April 17, 2018, 12:24:28 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 23, 2018, 09:24:57 PM
Post by: zippz on April 25, 2018, 11:35:30 PM
(https://cdn.wccftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/gun-emoji-1-740x524.jpg)
Post by: drck1000 on April 30, 2018, 12:09:27 PM
Lots of pig hunters here. Prob won’t see this in the back of your trucks, but maybe in the field? ;D
Post by: Inspector on April 30, 2018, 01:01:25 PM
This one made me :rofl:I hate that. They are acting like pigs!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Lots of pig hunters here. Prob won’t see this in the back of your trucks, but maybe in the field? ;D
Post by: zippz on May 05, 2018, 07:30:57 AM
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Post by: zippz on May 05, 2018, 03:52:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/J3NcE8m.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6BQyPnG.jpg)
Post by: Inspector on May 05, 2018, 03:55:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BQarYKL.jpg)I'm surprised there isn't one about drying the baby off in the microwave! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(https://i.imgur.com/J3NcE8m.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6BQyPnG.jpg)
Post by: MMM on May 05, 2018, 08:07:27 PM
Post by: London808 on May 11, 2018, 07:25:31 PM
Post by: drck1000 on May 16, 2018, 08:47:47 AM
Post by: changemyoil66 on May 16, 2018, 01:54:31 PM
:rofl:
I would buy 1.
Post by: Pipitlvr808 on May 18, 2018, 04:21:25 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on May 18, 2018, 05:43:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/gqAfm0d.jpg)
Post by: London808 on May 18, 2018, 10:26:38 PM
Post by: eyeeatingfish on May 20, 2018, 10:45:49 PM
https://youtu.be/H_Z9orDS84c
Nice to see these kids out getting some exercise at least.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 08, 2018, 11:12:02 PM
Post by: Bota-CS1 on June 13, 2018, 09:17:05 AM
Post by: Rocky on June 16, 2018, 07:52:17 AM
Post by: mrgaf on June 17, 2018, 03:13:13 PM
HPD SWAT training video..... :crazy: :shake:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 14, 2018, 12:59:06 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 14, 2018, 10:16:25 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 26, 2018, 12:27:39 AM
Post by: dogman on July 26, 2018, 05:18:39 AM
Post by: macsak on July 26, 2018, 06:16:23 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/VehHBaQ.jpg)
focus
Post by: drck1000 on July 26, 2018, 06:48:30 AM
Post by: rklapp on July 26, 2018, 10:12:55 AM
Post by: oldfart on July 26, 2018, 11:54:52 AM
https://youtu.be/qARK60waE-4
Post by: Rocky on July 26, 2018, 05:25:19 PM
Darwinian...That sand pile had me ROFL I no $#!t you. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: rklapp on July 29, 2018, 11:40:28 PM
Post by: Rocky on July 30, 2018, 09:49:26 AM
You know the one where he goes something like..
''And on the 8th day, God created the 1911.
And it was good"
Post by: oldfart on July 31, 2018, 10:06:08 AM
Post by: Inspector on July 31, 2018, 10:10:53 AM
VwFigures California would have the Volkswagen pussy car. LOL
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 31, 2018, 10:18:36 AM
Figures California would have the Volkswagen pussy car. LOL
Volkswagon? Looks more like a Vulva.
Post by: rklapp on August 04, 2018, 10:55:55 PM
Post by: Bota-CS1 on August 05, 2018, 03:09:17 PM
Post by: Rocky on August 06, 2018, 07:26:06 AM
Post by: rklapp on August 08, 2018, 09:41:39 PM
Post by: zippz on August 24, 2018, 10:26:36 AM
Post by: Rocky on August 24, 2018, 11:24:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKgTFF :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Had me at the first 4 words.
I hope Sarah sees this. :thumbsup:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on August 27, 2018, 12:36:47 AM
Post by: Inspector on August 27, 2018, 05:31:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKgWatched this 3 or 4 times already. Thanks!
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on August 28, 2018, 02:51:02 PM
Post by: GlockNewb on August 28, 2018, 10:54:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKg
“You look like a baked potato in a Walmart shirt.” — Sarah Huckabee Sanders :D
Post by: Inspector on September 04, 2018, 06:42:15 PM
https://youtu.be/rM7YL5oBZRA
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on September 12, 2018, 02:35:20 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on September 12, 2018, 04:54:30 PM
Post by: stangzilla on September 12, 2018, 05:19:23 PM
Post by: zippz on September 15, 2018, 04:09:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCDzfZtVR2U
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on September 16, 2018, 06:12:16 PM
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Post by: Mr. Farknocker on September 19, 2018, 06:54:16 PM
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Post by: RSN172 on September 23, 2018, 11:29:03 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on September 29, 2018, 07:21:59 AM
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Post by: Inspector on October 01, 2018, 02:29:32 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on October 02, 2018, 08:55:21 PM
Reminds me of the KB that existed years ago on Kapiolani Blvd. named,"Office."
Post by: rklapp on October 03, 2018, 05:56:47 PM
Post by: oldfart on October 05, 2018, 08:14:37 AM
https://youtu.be/_n7HdBYkh7M
Post by: Inspector on October 05, 2018, 08:26:08 AM
The IRS is after me. Local cops are coming to take me away.I’d pay someone good money if they video it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
https://youtu.be/_n7HdBYkh7M
Post by: oldfart on October 05, 2018, 08:32:14 AM
I’d pay someone good money if they video it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:==========
Hey this is serious! I got 4 serious allegations against me. I'll never be a supreme court judge now.
Post by: Inspector on October 05, 2018, 08:33:48 AM
==========You’ll never make Eagle Scout either!!! :P :P :P
Hey this is serious! I got 4 serious allegations against me. I'll never be a supreme court judge now.
Post by: Rocky on October 05, 2018, 11:06:19 AM
The IRS is after me. Local cops are coming to take me away.No worries buddy. :wave:
https://youtu.be/_n7HdBYkh7M
I just got an Email from someone in the UAE and they're holding some $487 million for me.
Just gotta send them my SS and bank account # so they can make the deposit, no strings attached
As soon as it gets here, LMK how much you need. :thumbsup:
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on October 11, 2018, 07:32:15 PM
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Post by: zippz on October 14, 2018, 08:05:14 AM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 15, 2018, 02:46:28 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on October 16, 2018, 08:42:14 AM
Post by: zippz on October 29, 2018, 12:11:07 PM
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 29, 2018, 12:56:28 PM
Post by: aieahound on October 29, 2018, 04:40:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cMtJUE1.gif)
Late response as missed this one.
That guy is a Boss!
Post by: Jl808 on October 31, 2018, 04:05:22 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on November 01, 2018, 04:45:38 PM
Post by: oldfart on November 07, 2018, 07:59:59 AM
the video is pretty funny
dems need to lighten up
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 08, 2018, 11:09:34 AM
This speech was just two months after he and members of his staff were shot:
https://youtu.be/xGbnmndOr2Q
Post by: Inspector on November 08, 2018, 03:16:42 PM
I miss Ronnie.I do as well. His speeches kept me wanting to hear more. He was a very popular president. And a true American patriot.
This speech was just two months after he and members of his staff were shot:
https://youtu.be/xGbnmndOr2Q
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 11, 2018, 11:05:38 PM
Post by: zippz on November 17, 2018, 12:50:29 PM
(http://www.openmarket.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mcD_prop65-300x225.jpg)
Post by: robtmc on November 18, 2018, 01:29:23 PM
I do as well. His speeches kept me wanting to hear more. He was a very popular president. And a true American patriot.
And democrats loathe him to this day.
Post by: Inspector on November 18, 2018, 02:01:19 PM
And democrats loathe him to this day.That’s how you know he was a great president!!! :rofl:
Post by: drck1000 on November 28, 2018, 09:44:24 AM
(http://content.invisioncic.com/r277127/monthly_2018_11/IMG_0499.JPG.b457080b5c6c78b8120b1c19a678ff4a.JPG)
Post by: Inspector on November 28, 2018, 12:07:34 PM
Post by: Bota-CS1 on December 29, 2018, 04:26:59 PM
Post by: Bota-CS1 on January 22, 2019, 02:30:07 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on February 02, 2019, 10:53:03 AM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 16, 2019, 03:51:45 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 17, 2019, 11:27:49 AM
Post by: macsak on February 17, 2019, 12:35:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VjYv4aE.png).
candace owens keepin it real
https://youtu.be/YUxynDgC1iw?t=337
watch the whole video if you have time
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 18, 2019, 11:33:50 PM
Post by: Jl808 on February 19, 2019, 01:31:07 PM
Post by: drck1000 on February 19, 2019, 09:29:32 PM
Post by: eyeeatingfish on February 19, 2019, 10:24:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV9i02VeH-I
Post by: mrgaf on February 22, 2019, 09:24:29 AM
Post by: 6716J on February 22, 2019, 01:02:39 PM
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Post by: Mdotweber on March 01, 2019, 09:41:07 PM
(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/oh-crap.jpg)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 30, 2019, 04:09:37 PM
Post by: mrgaf on April 03, 2019, 06:27:13 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on April 04, 2019, 12:53:37 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on April 04, 2019, 12:57:57 PM
I had difficult time deciding whether to post this pic here or in the political discussion group.
Post by: mrgaf on April 04, 2019, 06:24:19 PM
Post by: mrgaf on April 04, 2019, 06:40:12 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on April 18, 2019, 12:37:37 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on May 16, 2019, 12:59:29 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on May 16, 2019, 01:02:20 PM
When product manufacturers really tell you what you need to know about their products.
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on May 16, 2019, 01:06:47 PM
I saw my first presidential campaign yard sign yesterday.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 17, 2019, 01:00:54 PM
Or is it 2 sets of eyelashes?
I took a screenshot of a video, so I know this isn't doctored.
Alien perhaps? Does she also have 2 sets of reptilian eyelids?
(https://i.imgur.com/zaYoqOj.png)
Post by: drck1000 on June 24, 2019, 05:08:21 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 24, 2019, 05:15:43 PM
??? :rofl:
Smart enough to write a good, honest analysis of the round's effectiveness, yet dumb enough to shoot himself in the leg with it.
Making lemonade out of lemons. :thumbsup:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 12, 2019, 11:18:09 PM
https://youtu.be/TXfltmzRG-g
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on August 13, 2019, 10:10:34 AM
Post by: eyeeatingfish on September 19, 2019, 10:52:02 PM
Post by: astroboy on September 21, 2019, 07:14:55 PM
https://youtu.be/yfCCwEf_J5A
Post by: eyeeatingfish on September 21, 2019, 11:01:42 PM
the dog is right
https://youtu.be/yfCCwEf_J5A
That is one of my favorite episodes. Nice to see they aren't completely biased.
Post by: eyeeatingfish on October 04, 2019, 10:29:34 PM
Post by: drck1000 on October 09, 2019, 04:10:07 PM
Post by: drck1000 on October 09, 2019, 04:14:47 PM
Post by: drck1000 on November 12, 2019, 07:42:06 PM
Post by: Mdotweber on April 27, 2020, 09:02:30 PM
Post by: Mr. Farknocker on May 26, 2020, 09:01:27 AM
Post by: stangzilla on May 27, 2020, 11:23:29 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/3vf0rk.gif)
Post by: oldfart on June 15, 2020, 01:10:20 PM
Not much explanation is necessary.
Enjoy it before it gets taken down again.
https://youtu.be/vPonZvZTg1Y
Post by: groveler on June 15, 2020, 03:30:48 PM
Somebody had posted this before but it deserves another shout out.I knew there was a reason I left the mainland.
Not much explanation is necessary.
Enjoy it before it gets taken down again.
https://youtu.be/vPonZvZTg1Y
She does sound like some our our anti-gun politicians.
Funny as hell.
Scary part about it is, mainland people like her really think like that.
Post by: Inspector on June 15, 2020, 04:02:49 PM
Somebody had posted this before but it deserves another shout out.Not sure why, but she reminds me of the Obamaphone woman. :rofl:
Not much explanation is necessary.
Enjoy it before it gets taken down again.
https://youtu.be/vPonZvZTg1Y
Post by: Rocky on June 15, 2020, 04:15:02 PM
Post by: Direjackalope on June 16, 2020, 02:01:03 PM
Post by: Rocky on June 26, 2020, 10:18:48 AM
Post by: Rocky on June 26, 2020, 10:19:31 AM
https://i.imgur.com/H46qA4l.mp4
Post by: groveler on June 26, 2020, 12:56:35 PM
FishingI just can't let this one go.
https://i.imgur.com/H46qA4l.mp4
I have "fished" with a shotgun.
Imperial valley CA.
narrow and shallow irrigation ditch, feeding
from one large lake to a smaller lake
Shoot under the Carp swimming through, and the
blast deposited them on the other
side of the ditch.
Got my limit of Doves that day also.
Post by: oldfart on June 26, 2020, 01:12:57 PM
Post by: mrgaf on June 26, 2020, 04:51:42 PM
Ok Ok but I still think it’s funny.....
Post by: robtmc on June 26, 2020, 07:46:59 PM
My god. Can you imagine having to come home to that every night?You get to look forward to Marlboro cigarette and Colt45 beer breath every night..........
Post by: mrgaf on June 30, 2020, 08:21:01 AM
I knew Obozo had a twin! Both are knuckleheads!
Post by: stangzilla on June 30, 2020, 09:02:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pc0fhvO.jpg)
I knew Obozo had a twin! Both are knuckleheads!
both are puppets and dummies
Post by: zippz on September 08, 2020, 08:49:04 AM
Post by: Mdotweber on September 08, 2020, 09:54:10 PM
https://youtu.be/IgRAYb-qfkc
Post by: mrgaf on October 01, 2020, 10:11:48 AM
Typical smart ass answer...... ;D
(https://i.imgur.com/neUngae.jpg)
Post by: oldfart on October 01, 2020, 11:19:59 AM
Post by: robtmc on October 02, 2020, 07:11:58 PM
Who knew Klingons had "Karens"?
Post by: zippz on October 26, 2020, 09:43:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWGquxvqI_Y
Post by: GlockNewb on November 12, 2020, 02:17:33 PM
They nailed the harmonizations of the original.
Post by: Inspector on December 10, 2020, 09:13:58 AM
Post by: aletheuo137 on December 10, 2020, 10:27:31 AM
Enjoy!Kinda reminds of the scene from "Porkys"
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Post by: stangzilla on December 11, 2020, 12:22:29 PM
Post by: Inspector on December 11, 2020, 12:35:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6YzaphjvUThe nacho cheese in the toilet was a nice touch! 🤪
Post by: zippz on December 15, 2020, 07:06:21 PM
Post by: Inspector on December 22, 2020, 03:29:36 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 22, 2021, 03:57:00 PM
Barrel Shrouds and
that "Shoulder Thing That Goes Up"
Should be BANNED!!
https://youtu.be/bllex34lc9w
Post by: groveler on January 23, 2021, 09:09:24 AM
Best Explanation for whyAwesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :worship:
Barrel Shrouds and
that "Shoulder Thing That Goes Up"
Should be BANNED!!
https://youtu.be/bllex34lc9w
:)
Post by: hvybarrels on January 24, 2021, 10:17:08 PM
https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY
Post by: Rocky on February 10, 2021, 05:36:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hLjus6fl.jpg)
Post by: aletheuo137 on February 11, 2021, 04:39:06 PM
Think of the children. :love:They a wide variety of choices on video games!
(https://i.imgur.com/hLjus6fl.jpg)
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Post by: Rocky on February 11, 2021, 05:38:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/U0Ciajil.png)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 11, 2021, 05:59:32 PM
In advance.... My Bad. :oops:
The Americans with Disabilities Act says you can't discriminate based on physical disabilities.
He's armed and "handi-capable."
Post by: Eric808 on March 02, 2021, 07:12:02 PM
Post by: oldfart on March 06, 2021, 02:54:46 PM
Post by: aletheuo137 on March 07, 2021, 07:40:47 AM
https://youtu.be/HZBB9jU5Syc
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Post by: mrgaf on March 09, 2021, 07:32:22 AM
Post by: oldfart on March 09, 2021, 09:44:30 AM
Post by: stangzilla on March 09, 2021, 12:26:59 PM
Post by: aletheuo137 on March 10, 2021, 07:44:43 AM
https://youtu.be/Ow0lr63y4Mw
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Post by: Rocky on March 25, 2021, 11:05:22 AM
Belated Valentines !
(https://i.imgur.com/ykNc8jym.jpg)
Post by: aletheuo137 on April 01, 2021, 05:52:04 AM
https://youtu.be/NIzyTk1fuf0
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Post by: Eric808 on April 13, 2021, 06:26:53 PM
Post by: aletheuo137 on April 29, 2021, 09:57:23 AM
https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
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Post by: aletheuo137 on May 02, 2021, 02:09:53 PM
https://youtu.be/1WVhbgoe854
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Post by: Rocky on May 06, 2021, 10:25:48 AM
Post by: Eric808 on May 08, 2021, 10:42:48 AM
If I run out of beer, will scotch/whiskey/wine be a suitable substitute?
Post by: oldfart on May 08, 2021, 11:33:34 AM
Post by: macsak on May 08, 2021, 01:06:02 PM
Post by: aletheuo137 on May 08, 2021, 02:12:22 PM
WHOA, I think I may also be coming down with COVID, I was also have that pain in the neck or a$$ feeling very frequently.Remember to use alcohol when cleaning!
If I run out of beer, will scotch/whiskey/wine be a suitable substitute?
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Post by: aieahound on May 10, 2021, 11:22:35 AM
Grandpa watches 2 girls, 1 cup.
Post by: oldfart on May 13, 2021, 07:48:23 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/3wJyfBPH/20210513-014158.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/k2zXBxJj)
Post by: aletheuo137 on August 26, 2021, 08:40:15 PM
https://youtu.be/aR_0UEXveIQ
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Post by: oldfart on August 27, 2021, 07:13:17 AM
Post by: aletheuo137 on August 27, 2021, 09:54:23 AM
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Post by: oldfart on August 27, 2021, 10:09:21 AM
My friend sent me that video. It reminded him of his Dad & Uncles, especially with the moustache roll. I was rolling too!...
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I live Waipahu and some of my neighbors sound just like that.
Post by: astroboy on August 30, 2021, 02:23:10 AM
https://youtu.be/TTJz6__YePU
Post by: oldfart on August 30, 2021, 04:33:33 AM
😂
😂
Post by: Brystont1 on August 30, 2021, 07:58:59 AM
I just found this. There are at least 3 of these videos.
https://youtu.be/TTJz6__YePU
I love Kyle
https://youtu.be/-_p287UVkEw
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 13, 2021, 12:51:15 AM
Either it has an 8-shot capacity, or she can give Jerry Miculek a run for his money with that speed loader technique! :rofl:
https://youtu.be/LgKIQbxZZgY
Post by: RSN172 on October 13, 2021, 06:33:15 AM
Does anyone have a clue what revolver Jennifer Love Hewitt (Julie James) is shooting about the 2:33 mark?It is a standard Colt revolver that holds 6 shots, but she had the special Hollywood version that can hold 8, 10, even 12 if the director wants.
Either it has an 8-shot capacity, or she can give Jerry Miculek a run for his money with that speed loader technique! :rofl:
Post by: aletheuo137 on October 13, 2021, 08:08:52 AM
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Post by: Inspector on October 18, 2021, 01:54:38 PM
Post by: Rocky on October 20, 2021, 03:33:20 PM
Post by: Rocky on October 24, 2021, 07:38:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Wzz4Wozm.jpg)Just a heads up for you married guys.
DO NOT use this as a screensaver on your PC or phone.
#sleepingoncouchingarage :sleeping:
Post by: MassConfusion on October 25, 2021, 05:08:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGstHASo1t4
Post by: mrgaf on October 25, 2021, 05:46:04 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 27, 2021, 06:34:53 PM
Post by: mrgaf on October 27, 2021, 07:24:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wFxVch2.jpg)
Post by: Inspector on October 28, 2021, 01:27:01 AM
Post by: MassConfusion on October 28, 2021, 07:44:26 AM
Post by: MassConfusion on October 28, 2021, 07:46:17 AM
Post by: MassConfusion on October 28, 2021, 07:51:59 AM
(https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/use-a-condom-dad-meme.jpg)
Post by: mrgaf on October 28, 2021, 07:09:27 PM
Post by: aieahound on October 30, 2021, 07:49:56 PM
So, yeah Baby !
https://youtu.be/1jky7itg7wk
Post by: MassConfusion on November 02, 2021, 08:29:52 AM
https://youtu.be/iVstHE83jp8
https://uafreport.com/daniel/video-of-girl-rear-ending-lamborghini-goes-viral-but-theres-more-to-the-story/
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 02, 2021, 12:44:27 PM
Welcome to clown world... Should be its own thread.I'm not a Cop, but I sure feel like lethal force would have been justified -- or at the very least Tazed! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: hvybarrels on November 02, 2021, 04:55:40 PM
Post by: MassConfusion on November 02, 2021, 05:41:50 PM
I don't think I ever want to go back to the mainlandI guess it is safe to say; in a world gone crazy, only the crazy are sane.
I would go back state side but it would have to be somewhere not densely populated.
Post by: mrgaf on November 02, 2021, 08:23:49 PM
Post by: macsak on November 02, 2021, 08:45:37 PM
A man has a dentist appointment. Before he goes his wife wants to 69. “No, I dont want to go to the dentist with you all over my breath” he says. But she won’t give up so gives in. When they finished, he goes into the bathroom and brushes for an hour, flosses for an hour and gargles with lysterine for an hour then goes to the dentist. He’s sitting in the chair and the dentist walks up and says “Ok, open up”. He opens his mouth and the dentist says “Oh my God!!” and quickly turns his head. The guy says “ Oh doctor I’m sorry about my breath!!” The dentist says “ No, your breaths fine. But your forehead smells like shit!!” :shaka: :shaka: :D
heads
Post by: Inspector on November 04, 2021, 04:45:21 AM
She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all.
And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"
And she says, "I've nothing in this world, I might as well end it!"
And he says, "Listen, listen. It's a rotten world, sure. But never end the thing the lord gave us without changing everything first. I'm leaving tomorrow on a boat for Europe. I know one of the stevedores. I'll find you a place to stowaway, and we can start a new life over there. I'll make you happy. You'll make me happy. It doesn't have to be like this."
And she agrees.
That night they meet in darkness and he smuggles her aboard one of the lifeboats belowdeck.
He brings her a blanket, and some food,
and for three weeks they have this tryst. Each night he brings her a sandwich and they talk and make passionate love until the dawn.
But.
After the third week, the captain is doing a routine inspection belowdecks, and he hears a quiet rustling in one of the lifeboats
And he pulls back the tarp and sees her, shaking in fear.
"WHAT are you doing here, madam??"
And she tells all, "I...I'm a stowaway! I have an...arrangement with one of the sailors on this ship. He's helping us get to Europe, and he lets me hide out in this lifeboat, smuggling me food."
"And?" says the captain
"And...well. He's screwing me."
and the captain says,
"He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry!"
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 04, 2021, 01:59:07 PM
Just a thought.
Post by: MassConfusion on November 05, 2021, 07:50:01 AM
Maybe we need to combine the Jokes thread with this one? People are starting to post jokes here without Pics and Videos.(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/_dptE7zebRVPqg8OMTUmYtt6hIY=/0x0:625x352/1200x0/filters:focal(0x0:625x352):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6593529/southparkbearrugsorry.jpg)
Just a thought.
Post by: mrgaf on November 05, 2021, 06:27:18 PM
Remind you of our troll?
Post by: MassConfusion on November 05, 2021, 07:31:10 PM
(https://thebeltwayreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/cheat.jpeg)
https://thebeltwayreport.com/2021/10/breaking-pictures-leak-from-bidens-podium-it-has-america-terrified-hes-not-all-there/
Post by: aaronc5362 on November 06, 2021, 04:04:10 AM
Post by: MassConfusion on November 06, 2021, 12:29:58 PM
Post by: aieahound on November 06, 2021, 10:52:47 PM
https://youtu.be/TXfltmzRG-g
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 06, 2021, 11:03:41 PM
Kinda funnyIt was funnier in 2019 when I posted it. :geekdanc:
https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=28591.msg304087;topicseen#msg304087
Post by: aieahound on November 07, 2021, 04:20:28 PM
This one is probably a repost too but it’s bad ass. Just came to mind and watched again and posted for those who haven’t seen it (if anyone).
The end 20 seconds is the story because the video segment is longer.
Everyone needs a friend like that.
https://youtu.be/rapnJ4Tg1h8
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 07, 2021, 09:49:47 PM
Post by: aieahound on November 09, 2021, 10:06:20 PM
Post by: Rocky on November 14, 2021, 09:02:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Gz2LvY2m.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CwUrrWem.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/zPHEbqtm.jpg)
#mywifestilllovesme :)
Post by: Inspector on November 15, 2021, 01:23:50 AM
Lyrics in english:
Once the rent has been paid, you are back in the meadows
Eurochaos, stock market crises
pensions scarce and zero devies [Alone]
Always pop or borrow, installments pay tax worries
get it the day after tomorrow!
With the PumpGun
to the bank, yes,
Thank goodness man
there's a PumpGun
The little brother is nervous,
mother-in-law doesn't want to go home,
Press once ten Bullets can be seen flying
Employment office don't hear anything about it.
Weather outside is always cloudy
45 caliber to the bank just opposite [Alone]
Long time, undecided or simply dissatisfied
s*** overall situation,
most important: ammunition
Your computer is screwed up,
everything is pissing you off,
sawn, laid out. Sporty, slim yes
with the PumpGun.
Thank goodness man
there's a PumpGun
But be careful with the device, (bang) [Alone]
Oh too late [Alone]
Post by: MassConfusion on November 15, 2021, 07:18:50 AM
Post by: mrgaf on November 15, 2021, 08:35:02 PM
Post by: Inspector on November 16, 2021, 03:28:52 AM
Post by: aieahound on November 16, 2021, 10:50:36 AM
Two guys just beat the crap out of each other and still show mad respect.
Post by: MassConfusion on November 17, 2021, 12:17:35 PM
Post by: Inspector on November 18, 2021, 11:19:13 AM
Post by: aieahound on November 19, 2021, 11:19:46 PM
3 minutes of your life you’ll never get back.
https://youtu.be/jRuTh0BsH-c
Post by: hvybarrels on November 19, 2021, 11:41:22 PM
I don’t know if anybody is into MMA and stupid stuff but i thought it was funny.
3 minutes of your life you’ll never get back.
https://youtu.be/jRuTh0BsH-c
I have this feeling like I'm going to spend a few hours of my life on this channel
Post by: aieahound on November 22, 2021, 11:57:30 PM
(Aka would be funny if it wasn’t funny)
https://youtu.be/eDUh_jbh3Ps
Post by: oldfart on November 23, 2021, 07:13:18 AM
Put people in front of a camera and they will say and do anything to prevent looking stupid.
Think about this....
in the days before cellphone cameras people seemed to be smarter, in general.
Ever since cellphone cameras with youtube, twitter, tiktok, etc...people have done exponentially more stupid things (sometimes fatal).
The primary motivation is to attract attention, ie. to be seen.
It's the new "look at me" generation.
How sad is that?
Post by: macsak on November 23, 2021, 07:26:01 AM
no problem in that
if they were on the rittenhouse jury, it would be pau in ONE HOUR
Don’t care for Jimmy Kimmel but this is hilariously SCARY !
(Aka would be funny if it wasn’t funny)
https://youtu.be/eDUh_jbh3Ps
Post by: MassConfusion on November 23, 2021, 12:41:40 PM
Earlier this year the Biden White House took the historic step of uploading pictures of Press Secretary Jen Psaki’s feet to the image hosting and sharing website Flickr, leading at least one pundit to question whether the “feet pics” were meant to help stabilize Joe Biden’s rapidly declining popularity. :wacko:
https://nationalfile.com/twitter-users-question-white-houses-decision-to-publish-jen-psaki-feet-pic/
Post by: RSN172 on November 23, 2021, 02:10:36 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 27, 2021, 07:15:13 PM
Post by: oldfart on November 27, 2021, 08:17:33 PM
Her feet and legs are gross.===========
because she's knee-deep in bullsh-- all the time
Post by: Rocky on November 30, 2021, 02:08:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/L7TJdpkl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/XwlP7U2l.jpg)
Post by: aieahound on November 30, 2021, 04:39:19 PM
Hasbullah MMA vs a kitten.
https://youtu.be/6nmjUjS7mNE
Hasbullah
Recommend: Watch this one to the end with the bonus footage.
https://youtu.be/9lfbeDJz3ew
Post by: mrgaf on November 30, 2021, 09:06:35 PM
Post by: aieahound on December 11, 2021, 09:04:40 AM
https://youtu.be/Rx6WB5YJia8
Three airborne full front flips in rally racer. Drives out of it.
https://youtu.be/FnDugbR-QWQ
Post by: aieahound on December 13, 2021, 12:48:06 PM
Bunch of kids pull a Bart Simpson prank call prank on the school board.
“ 4.Teens pulled the ultimate The Simpsons prank during a meeting for the Henrico School Board in Virginia. In the video, chair member Reverend Dr. Roscoe D. Cooper III doesn't realize he is listing fake names, like "Eileen Dover" and "Suk Mahdik."
https://youtu.be/PVMAKoSnnJY
Post by: Rocky on December 18, 2021, 02:10:15 PM
Post by: oldfart on December 18, 2021, 03:55:02 PM
This one is classic.======================
Bunch of kids pull a Bart Simpson prank call prank on the school board.
“ 4.Teens pulled the ultimate The Simpsons prank during a meeting for the Henrico School Board in Virginia. In the video, chair member Reverend Dr. Roscoe D. Cooper III doesn't realize he is listing fake names, like "Eileen Dover" and "Suk Mahdik."
https://youtu.be/PVMAKoSnnJY
Phil McKraken :rofl:
Post by: groveler on December 18, 2021, 04:38:03 PM
This one is classic.Like
Bunch of kids pull a Bart Simpson prank call prank on the school board.
“ 4.Teens pulled the ultimate The Simpsons prank during a meeting for the Henrico School Board in Virginia. In the video, chair member Reverend Dr. Roscoe D. Cooper III doesn't realize he is listing fake names, like "Eileen Dover" and "Suk Mahdik."
https://youtu.be/PVMAKoSnnJY
Mike Hunt?
Sum ting wong?
We too lo?
Ho Lee Fuk?
Simpsom's didn't start that
play on names.
But it is funny.
:popcorn:
Post by: Rocky on December 25, 2021, 08:50:48 AM
Post by: mrgaf on December 25, 2021, 07:50:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zHyIG4Tm.jpg)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: changemyoil66 on December 25, 2021, 08:09:28 PM
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Post by: Inspector on December 26, 2021, 01:37:01 AM
Waif till he finishes at least.I don’t know, it looks like he is there at that moment.
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Post by: aletheuo137 on December 28, 2021, 10:08:15 AM
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Post by: hvybarrels on December 31, 2021, 07:16:31 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/wkeh3vu8uo781.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fcc505ce4af307524b86063de8c366c5501e86ab)
Post by: QUIETShooter on December 31, 2021, 09:10:37 PM
Happy New Year fellow freedom lovers
(https://preview.redd.it/wkeh3vu8uo781.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fcc505ce4af307524b86063de8c366c5501e86ab)
I always wondered why she looks like that.......
Now I know. Thanks for sharing. But I think I'm going to have a hard time sleeping for a while.
Post by: oldfart on February 20, 2022, 08:27:49 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQTYxX23/Sanidate.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Post by: mrgaf on February 26, 2022, 08:03:20 PM
Post by: mrgaf on February 26, 2022, 08:04:40 PM
Post by: oldfart on February 26, 2022, 09:18:18 PM
Post by: aieahound on March 01, 2022, 05:17:36 PM
https://youtu.be/MjoLh1tAOFM
Classic. And hilarious. :rofl:
Post by: oldfart on March 02, 2022, 08:14:26 AM
Post by: mrgaf on March 02, 2022, 04:57:51 PM
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough…
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 02, 2022, 07:53:45 PM
The documentary told the story involving Jim Backus (Thurston Howell III) and his real-life wife (not "Lovey)") vacationing in Italy.
Jim was signing a few autographs for kids while his wife got dressed for dinner. He looks up to see a drop-dead gorgeous Italian woman standing and staring at him.
Jim: Well, hello there. Do you want an autograph, too, young lady?
Woman: No. I'm here to give YOU something. You can have all of this (pointing to herself). And it'll only cost you $100 American dollars.
Obviously taken aback and not knowing the best way to decline the offer, Jim decided an insulting low-ball counter-offer seemed like a good tactic.
Jim: $100? That's a bit more than I think would be appropriate. Tell you what. How about $5? Do I pay now, or after we're in my room?
The $5 offer did the trick. She left, but not before cursing loudly in Italian as she walked out of the hotel.
He thought nothing more about that woman until he was seated at dinner with his wife. As he looked up, the pro was standing over him with a condescending smirk. He had no idea what was going to happen, but I'm sure 100 scenarios raced through his mind all at once -- not one of them turning out good for him!
After she had his attention, the woman pointed to Mrs. Backus and said, "See what you get for $5!?" and walked away.
The wife sat there totally confused while her husband recovered from his shock and broke down into uncontrollable laughter!
:thumbsup: :rofl:
Post by: aletheuo137 on March 04, 2022, 09:15:37 AM
https://rumble.com/vwfejn-craziest-two-minutes-of-tv-ever-ends-hilariously.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 04, 2022, 11:09:14 AM
Craziest Two-Minutes of TV Ever Ends Hilariously
https://rumble.com/vwfejn-craziest-two-minutes-of-tv-ever-ends-hilariously.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab
Wonder who was in charge of labeling the windows? I have a feeling the Editor on the left labeled the other two speakers himself, which is why he was so apologetic so quickly.
:rofl:
Post by: Rocky on March 04, 2022, 11:52:09 AM
Post by: mrgaf on March 05, 2022, 07:20:37 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 05, 2022, 10:54:28 PM
:geekdanc:
I thought this thread is for FUNNY jokes! :sleeping:
If we're going down this road, then hold my beer!
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.
Q: Did you know the circle is the most ridiculous shape in the whole universe?
There's absolutely no point to it!
A man with a revolver walked into his local bar and said so everyone could hear: "Which of you has been having an affair with my wife?"
A voice from someone out of view said, "You're going to need a lot more bullets!"
:geekdanc:
Not sure if any of these were posted before. Too late to check now, huh? :rofl:
Post by: mrgaf on March 06, 2022, 02:46:52 PM
I thought this thread is for FUNNY jokes! :sleeping:
If we're going down this road, then hold my beer!
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.
Q: Did you know the circle is the most ridiculous shape in the whole universe?
There's absolutely no point to it!
A man with a revolver walked into his local bar and said so everyone could hear: "Which of you has been having an affair with my wife?"
A voice from someone out of view said, "You're going to need a lot more bullets!"
:geekdanc:
Not sure if any of these were posted before. Too late to check now, huh? :rofl:
Those were good! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: aletheuo137 on March 06, 2022, 03:48:55 PM
A: because they can really draw a crowd.
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Post by: mrgaf on March 06, 2022, 05:56:22 PM
It was loaf at first sight.
My dad is a circus performer. He’s been doing the same act for years and years, and it was at a performance of his that he met my mom. They both tell one story about his circus career. My father’s circus act is unique and nigh unbelievable. What he would do is place a walnut on a table just below his knees, whip out his dick, swing it around and use it to crack the walnut. One audience member who saw this when my dad just started out as a young man could not believe it, and left stupefied. Decades later, with my dad in his late 50’s and still doing the act, that same man came to see the performance. That time, my dad placed a coconut on the table, whipped out his dick, and split the coconut right in half. After the show, the man, insistent on talking to my dad, found him backstage, shook his hand, and asked: “After all these years, your performance still blows me away. But why have you changed to a coconut instead of a walnut?” My dad just looked at him and said: “Well, my eyesight isn’t what it used to be.”
:geekdanc:
Post by: hvybarrels on March 09, 2022, 10:58:25 AM
Post by: Rocky on March 10, 2022, 11:43:49 AM
I thought this thread is for FUNNY jokes! :sleeping:No this thread is the "Funny pics & videos thread "
Jokes are this thread . . .
https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=2116.0
f0cus
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 10, 2022, 01:32:35 PM
No this thread is the "Funny pics & videos thread "
Jokes are this thread . . .
https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=2116.0
f0cus
You're joking, right?
:popcorn:
Post by: aletheuo137 on March 13, 2022, 04:51:44 PM
https://youtu.be/-wPKt5W8I5Y
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Post by: aieahound on March 13, 2022, 10:28:08 PM
Post by: hvybarrels on March 13, 2022, 11:25:49 PM
https://youtu.be/l8fU3_VMeL8
Post by: Rocky on March 29, 2022, 09:57:30 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/L7tzbpRl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/j3oMgLTl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/uJOSc9vl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/XLCUJg4l.jpg)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 29, 2022, 12:46:29 PM
Fo da rents out there
(https://i.imgur.com/XLCUJg4l.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/v1BqbIB.gif)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 02, 2022, 01:24:59 AM
"What da hey-ull?"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
https://youtu.be/PWZnenTQDB4
https://youtu.be/Ekui3tG3Dy4
https://youtu.be/mKbiCPyNWZQ
Post by: aieahound on April 05, 2022, 03:10:04 PM
Worth the watch IMO.
https://youtu.be/-IatwoA00E0
Post by: mrgaf on April 06, 2022, 08:31:11 PM
Post by: Rocky on April 07, 2022, 12:41:26 PM
:-*Google why corn flakes were invented :popcorn:
Post by: mrgaf on April 07, 2022, 05:23:34 PM
Google why corn flakes were invented :popcorn:
So the patients couldn’t “whip it”
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yh9lc
Post by: mrgaf on April 08, 2022, 08:27:09 AM
Post by: QUIETShooter on April 08, 2022, 01:49:43 PM
Just a little something to remember all day! :wacko:
Affirmative action at the pinnacle of it's success........ :crazy:
Not to mention an image once seen cannot ever in eternity be unseen...... :rofl:
Post by: aieahound on April 08, 2022, 04:55:07 PM
Affirmative action at the pinnacle of it's success........ :crazy:
Not to mention an image once seen cannot ever in eternity be unseen...... :rofl:
Affirmative action?
Wasn’t she elected ?
Picture and caption are pretty funny though.
And I agree with your bottom sentence but can’t say it on the internet. 8)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 08, 2022, 05:44:57 PM
Just a little something to remember all day! :wacko:
For a second, I thought that was a pic from The Walking Dead! :shake:
Post by: Rocky on May 07, 2022, 02:39:26 PM
Post by: oldfart on May 07, 2022, 04:35:53 PM
Post by: Rocky on May 08, 2022, 06:40:37 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/65dI56ll.jpg)
Post by: Rocky on May 20, 2022, 08:43:09 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/MNU5av7l.jpg)
Post by: Eric808 on June 07, 2022, 10:58:58 AM
Sorry need an insta account to view
Post by: MassConfusion on June 23, 2022, 07:43:29 PM
Post by: mrgaf on July 02, 2022, 02:45:22 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/jkFvfh60rOQ?feature=share
Post by: mrgaf on July 03, 2022, 07:28:14 PM
Enjoy! :D :rofl:
Post by: MassConfusion on July 05, 2022, 08:05:24 AM
Post by: Teichi on July 09, 2022, 05:03:25 PM
Post by: MassConfusion on July 10, 2022, 12:07:53 PM
Post by: 6716J on July 12, 2022, 08:05:11 AM
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Post by: MassConfusion on July 20, 2022, 06:42:49 PM
I know its a year old but it looks like one of those over looked vids.
Post by: zippz on July 21, 2022, 11:59:38 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/GcUbxLj.jpg)
Post by: robtmc on July 21, 2022, 01:40:27 PM
The HOA was not amused by my Obama jockey out front
(https://cozexs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Resin-Naughty-Garden-Gnome-Statue-Christmas-Dress-Up-DIY-Garden-Decoration-Resin-Gnome-Decor-Christmas-Gift.jpg)
Post by: aieahound on July 21, 2022, 05:45:10 PM
Currently propped up against one of my wife’s potted plants in the front yard.
It’s small so not obnoxious but when people notice it’s hilarious.
Post by: Rocky on July 25, 2022, 01:28:27 PM
Now, who sells these?Just ordered.
Found the best deal on a 12cm "unit" on EBay for $12.83 and free shipping
https://www.ebay.com/itm/393960078898?autorefresh=true
Amazon has a 10" "one for $25.
https://www.amazon.com/Bella-Haus-Design-Naughty-Peeing/dp/B07WKL5BP8
Post by: astroboy on July 25, 2022, 10:10:50 PM
https://youtu.be/Lc_mZ1gD-ig
Post by: aieahound on August 17, 2022, 07:15:17 PM
Watch to the end. Classic.
https://youtu.be/lPw-jhx5NrE
Post by: aieahound on September 18, 2022, 10:33:52 PM
Post by: aletheuo137 on September 20, 2022, 07:46:23 AM
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Post by: Rocky on September 20, 2022, 07:51:49 AM
Post by: robtmc on September 20, 2022, 05:05:19 PM
Cat chases dogGood friends playing, for reals.
Post by: Rocky on October 23, 2022, 09:48:03 AM
Post by: groveler on October 27, 2022, 10:12:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59njPVe0Q0Q
On the hard sailor humor.
:thumbsup:
Post by: Rocky on October 28, 2022, 10:22:39 AM
Post by: Rocky on October 28, 2022, 10:28:00 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/hkVGypSl.jpg)
Post by: Rocky on October 29, 2022, 12:21:54 PM
Sheep in Brazil
TFF
https://twitter.com/i/status/1586144756413124609
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 29, 2022, 01:47:49 PM
Sheep in Brazil
TFF
https://twitter.com/i/status/1586144756413124609
This happens all the time in Socialist countries. People get in lines with no idea what the line is for, because that's all they know.
:crazy:
Robin Williams in Moscow on the Hudson. "Coffee line?"
https://youtu.be/VHIcmoY3_lE
Post by: aletheuo137 on October 31, 2022, 09:39:55 AM
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Post by: aletheuo137 on November 04, 2022, 10:10:17 AM
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Post by: oldfart on November 04, 2022, 10:21:45 AM
===========
Sheep in Brazil
TFF
https://twitter.com/i/status/1586144756413124609
we should get a bunch of guys and do this at Ala Moana shopping center :rofl:
Post by: Rocky on November 04, 2022, 04:09:53 PM
Post by: Rocky on November 05, 2022, 07:15:04 AM
Post by: oldfart on November 05, 2022, 11:47:52 AM
Bu here is what I would call a "cosmic joke". A joke that only a higher being could have caused.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/twitter-shocked-when-multiple-us-flags-collapse-at-fetterman-rally-perfect-metaphor/ar-AA13Mt4j?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=63bfd0d2e2da4793886354ae5c029e00
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 05, 2022, 11:53:06 AM
I like that George Carlin essay.
Bu here is what I would call a "cosmic joke". A joke that only a higher being could have caused.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/twitter-shocked-when-multiple-us-flags-collapse-at-fetterman-rally-perfect-metaphor/ar-AA13Mt4j?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=63bfd0d2e2da4793886354ae5c029e00
The symbolism is undeniable.
The Left will of course blame some "vast Right Wing conspiracy".
If you are too young to recognize that phase, Google is your friend. :geekdanc: :thumbsup:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 19, 2022, 02:56:00 PM
Or You'll Be Walking!
Good thing we're in a warmer climate! :rofl: :geekdanc:
https://youtu.be/80VNOQ5AY6k
Post by: Rocky on November 19, 2022, 04:07:07 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 20, 2022, 03:59:12 PM
https://youtu.be/oUle-4E1qoQ
There is a less "cute" update to this video.
The next day after the video was shot, one of the dogs was killed and eaten by a polar bear. It's unclear whether the dog and/or bear in the follow-up story are the same ones in the viral video.
The owner of the dog sanctuary had been cited many times for feeding bears, which is a violation of Manitoba’s Endangered Species and Ecosystem Act.
Apparently the dog was killed the same night the owner failed to put food out for the bears like he had been doing.
I guess the bear figured it was business as usual with just a slight change in menu. :'(
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 21, 2022, 12:11:00 AM
https://youtube.com/shorts/k4gthPWEpug?feature=share
Post by: mrgaf on November 21, 2022, 07:58:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/0l8HCbW.jpg)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 22, 2022, 12:33:03 AM
The bear, or that the 7Up guy works at 7-11!
:rofl: :geekdanc:
https://youtu.be/4Z3eb8dySWk
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 03, 2022, 09:32:39 AM
:'(
https://youtu.be/tfE_l__eLZI
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 27, 2023, 11:33:38 PM
If you aren't familiar with the original hit song, I highly recommend you watch the first video.
That'll make the next two videos that much better.
Adios!
Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. Daddy Yankee
https://youtu.be/kJQP7kiw5Fk
Despacito - Family Guy Cover (Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee)
https://youtu.be/hQWOQGOBS74
How to sing Despacito when you don’t know Spanish
https://youtu.be/G39KqIZm0tM
Added this electric harp version, because .... why not?
Despacito - Kiki Bello (Electric Harp - Arpa Eléctrica)
https://youtu.be/1yuOLpNlD8c
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 29, 2023, 01:14:22 AM
- Steven He
(It's gun-related, so...)
https://youtube.com/shorts/q8Qr0aHc60E?feature=share
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 30, 2023, 03:54:15 PM
This is what happens when you overlay The Theme from Gilligan's Island with Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.
https://youtu.be/K4MKQMTHplI
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 26, 2023, 12:19:00 PM
:geekdanc: :geekdanc: :geekdanc:
Fatboy Slim ft. Bootsy Collins -
Weapon Of Choice [Official 4k Video]
https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8
Post by: Rocky on February 27, 2023, 10:19:56 AM
Puddle's Pity Party made a name for himself on America's Got Talent.
This is what happens when you overlay The Theme from Gilligan's Island with Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.
https://youtu.be/K4MKQMTHplI
I always make reservations under he name of "Pity" just to hear them say "Pity, party of 4" :rofl:
Post by: Rocky on March 23, 2023, 09:35:08 AM
Post by: Rocky on March 23, 2023, 03:12:32 PM
https://www.facebook.com/reel/950095179330567/?s=single_unit :rofl:
Post by: oldfart on March 23, 2023, 03:34:36 PM
Glock-gick==========
https://www.facebook.com/reel/950095179330567/?s=single_unit :rofl:
exactly :thumbsup:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 24, 2023, 12:07:36 AM
https://youtu.be/Gzp-CMcwQ74
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on May 19, 2023, 01:19:44 PM
Post by: Eric808 on May 22, 2023, 10:40:44 AM
Post by: macsak on May 22, 2023, 11:40:09 AM
heads
HEYOOO
Post by: oldfart on May 22, 2023, 02:31:47 PM
Post by: Rocky on June 06, 2023, 07:48:15 AM
Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Dana what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Leo (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Taser in another.
The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I AM CERTAIN I JUST MET JESUS!!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Taser,
one note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
· My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
Post by: QUIETShooter on June 06, 2023, 08:35:22 AM
WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME when buying a security device for a loved one.
Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Dana what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Leo (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Taser in another.
The directions said that:
a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I AM CERTAIN I JUST MET JESUS!!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Taser,
one note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
· My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
Thanks for the great product review! Might consider something like this.
Hope you are ok. And if you don't mind, I need to do this:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: Eric808 on June 06, 2023, 01:15:49 PM
Post by: Rocky on June 07, 2023, 07:44:32 AM
Awesome product review. Now I also need one. Which one did you get.Sorry, I copy and pasted the story from elsewhere.
I would not do that., I already know what can happen with a phone. :rofl:
Post by: hvybarrels on June 07, 2023, 08:59:55 PM
Electricity
Post by: aletheuo137 on June 08, 2023, 08:19:49 AM
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Post by: stangzilla on June 08, 2023, 08:48:09 AM
https://youtu.be/rzc3_b_KnHc
Post by: oldfart on June 08, 2023, 11:17:27 AM
Post by: stangzilla on June 09, 2023, 09:08:53 AM
Wtf wuz dat?
Idk. But it's kind of a catchy tune
was stuck in my head all day after I watched it a few times :D
Post by: hvybarrels on June 17, 2023, 09:51:14 PM
Post by: aletheuo137 on June 18, 2023, 06:32:25 PM
"My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly."
She hears a voice over the radio saying,
"This is air traffic control and I hear you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
Everything will be fine! What is your height and position?"
She replied, "I am 5'4 and I am in the front seat.
After a long pause, "Okay" says
the voice on the radio.
"Now, repeat after me."
"Our Father who art in heaven….."
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Post by: aletheuo137 on June 19, 2023, 08:29:35 AM
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!"
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 19, 2023, 12:00:15 PM
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!"
My mind went to Miami Dolphins. :thumbsup: :geekdanc:
Post by: aletheuo137 on June 19, 2023, 04:41:01 PM
My mind went to Miami Dolphins.Mines too!:geekdanc:
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Post by: dogman on June 19, 2023, 05:13:48 PM
My mind went to Miami Dolphins. :thumbsup: :geekdanc:Three!
Post by: aletheuo137 on June 23, 2023, 08:14:04 AM
Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips.
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Post by: aletheuo137 on June 23, 2023, 08:16:11 AM
His wife asked, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha"
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 23, 2023, 01:27:45 PM
https://2ahawaii.com/index.php?topic=2116.0
Stop aggravating my OCD!!!
:shaka:
Post by: oldfart on June 24, 2023, 01:58:36 AM
Not sure if this link will work.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 24, 2023, 02:41:42 AM
Let me reciprocate (CAUTION: Language):
So, what did YOU do for Juneteenth? O0
https://youtu.be/QcuweMLNN8I
Post by: oldfart on June 24, 2023, 02:54:26 AM
Post by: aletheuo137 on June 28, 2023, 11:17:45 AM
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 29, 2023, 10:01:22 PM
Retired Military Specialist
https://youtu.be/Ezg4sr67OGA
Post by: oldfart on June 30, 2023, 08:10:31 AM
Post by: hvybarrels on July 10, 2023, 02:53:43 AM
Post by: aieahound on July 10, 2023, 07:34:15 PM
https://youtu.be/sfUs_KDaIoM
Post by: dogman on July 10, 2023, 08:22:51 PM
I want one. This guy is rockin’ :DIs that groveler?
https://youtu.be/sfUs_KDaIoM
Post by: Rocky on August 19, 2023, 09:07:10 AM
never mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFhkcgdkrY8
Post by: zippz on August 20, 2023, 07:40:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/rfWCQ7B.jpeg)
Post by: aieahound on August 31, 2023, 08:35:15 PM
https://youtu.be/4_wnAVxQ7rY?si=1vfaYfh_c7mL6Ljn
Post by: aieahound on October 11, 2023, 04:35:13 PM
https://youtu.be/s_kzOJJ54PM
Post by: mrgaf on October 22, 2023, 01:17:46 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 22, 2023, 02:20:16 PM
Taint finger licking good!
Her net worth is an estimated $740M now, more than double since 2020.
Haters gonna hate.
https://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM
Post by: mrgaf on October 22, 2023, 02:29:57 PM
Post by: hvybarrels on October 25, 2023, 11:32:09 PM
Post by: oldfart on October 26, 2023, 02:25:16 AM
Post by: oldfart on November 04, 2023, 05:27:54 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/rmMD3f8f/20231103-075453.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Post by: QUIETShooter on November 04, 2023, 09:20:27 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/4cfune.jpg)
Of course. She's not an everyday working American. She's one of the priviledged elite. Old man biden can f*ck up the whole world and they wouldn't be affected.
She loves being one of the "haves" and everyday gets to look down on the "have nots".
All the biden supporters do. They don't have to live through his decisions. Or should I say they have so much money they can "weather" his decisions. :rofl:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 04, 2023, 10:25:21 AM
Of course. She's not an everyday working American. She's one of the priviledged elite. Old man biden can f*ck up the whole world and they wouldn't be affected.
She loves being one of the "haves" and everyday gets to look down on the "have nots".
All the biden supporters do. They don't have to live through his decisions. Or should I say they have so much money they can "weather" his decisions. :rofl:
If you check out YouTube and do some web searching, you'll see that she's very generous with her time and money, and not just donating to "foundations." She personally visits fans who might be going through tough times and spends time (and money) to try and help.
A Timeline of Taylor Swift’s Generosity
Taylor Swift has become well known for lending a hand whenever she can.
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Taylor Swift has become well known for lending a hand whenever she can. Most recently,https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/timeline-taylor-swift-generosity-8481430/
the songstress donated $15,500 a 19-year-old fan whose mother has been in a coma for
the past three years.
She might be one of the "haves," but she's also a "gives".
Taylor Swift is a hero to food banks from coast to coast
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When the Arizona Food Bank Network received a call that Taylor Swift wanted to makehttps://www.cnn.com/2023/08/13/business/taylor-swift-food-bank-donations/index.html
a hefty donation to the charity as she kicked off her Eras tour in the state, some staffers
thought it was a prank.
But it was no joke. The megastar, who is raking in big bucks from her blockbuster concerts,
has been giving back to communities where she plays. From Georgia to Michigan to Texas
to California and in between, food banks have benefited.
In Arizona, Swift’s donation in March allowed the network to send several tractor-trailers
filled with 40,000 pounds of fresh produce to its member food banks, said Terri Shoemaker,
a spokesperson at the nonprofit organization. Plus, it bolstered funding for programs aimed
at combating hunger, such as helping eligible children gain access to free and reduced-price
school meals and senior citizens obtain food stamps.
“Taylor Swift’s donation certainly helped at a time when we’re seeing the need climb and
climb and climb,” Shoemaker told CNN.
Food banks around the country are contending with increased demand, higher costs and tighter
supplies of donated food. Last year, about one in six people turned to hunger relief programs
for support, according to Feeding America, a national network of food banks, pantries and meal
programs. Many food banks say need has increased in 2023, driven in part by the end of a
pandemic enhancement to food stamps nationwide earlier this year.
Taylor Swift Is Helping Truck Drivers
Buy First Homes With $100,000 Bonuses
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MIKE SCHERKENBACH, WHO runs a transportation company, has worked on several ofhttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/taylor-swift-bonuses-life-changing-truck-driver-1234799876/
Taylor Swift‘s tours over the years. In the time he’s worked with the singer, he says he’s
always known her to be generous to her crew — but the $100,000 bonuses she gave to
each of his drivers who worked on the full U.S. leg of the Eras tour have been unprecedented,
and “life-changing.” (Scherkenbach was not a driver on the tour himself.)
“She’s giving a sum of money that is life-changing for these people,” Scherkenbach, of the
concert transportation company Shomotion, tells Rolling Stone. “A lot of these drivers are not
homeowners, and a lump sum like this gives you the ability to put a down payment on a home.
That’s what makes me really happy. That generosity is a game changer for these people.”
I could go on (and on, and on), but you get the idea. There are plenty of "haves" who hoard their wealth or only flaunt it when it makes them look good. She does these things without fanfare or press conferences.
IMHO, she's one of the "good guys" in entertainment.
Post by: aieahound on November 06, 2023, 06:03:36 PM
https://t.me/ButusovPlus/6054
Post by: QUIETShooter on November 06, 2023, 06:24:43 PM
If you check out YouTube and do some web searching, you'll see that she's very generous with her time and money, and not just donating to "foundations." She personally visits fans who might be going through tough times and spends time (and money) to try and help.
A Timeline of Taylor Swift’s Generosity
Taylor Swift has become well known for lending a hand whenever she can.https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/timeline-taylor-swift-generosity-8481430/
She might be one of the "haves," but she's also a "gives".
Taylor Swift is a hero to food banks from coast to coasthttps://www.cnn.com/2023/08/13/business/taylor-swift-food-bank-donations/index.html
Taylor Swift Is Helping Truck Drivers
Buy First Homes With $100,000 Bonuseshttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/taylor-swift-bonuses-life-changing-truck-driver-1234799876/
I could go on (and on, and on), but you get the idea. There are plenty of "haves" who hoard their wealth or only flaunt it when it makes them look good. She does these things without fanfare or press conferences.
IMHO, she's one of the "good guys" in entertainment.
Apparently she is and I have again put my foot in my mouth by just generalizing on successful celebrities as a whole.
Not to make excuses but I think it was her support of biden that made me irrational. Then I wrongly grouped her with all the other biden supporters that don't feel the pain of the regular folks.
I really don't know much about her, not a fan, and that alone should have made me think before passing judgement.
Thanks for setting me straight, Flapp! :shaka:
Post by: oldfart on November 06, 2023, 06:32:21 PM
Apparently she is and I have again put my foot in my mouth by just generalizing on successful celebrities as a whole.============
Not to make excuses but I think it was her support of biden that made me irrational. Then I wrongly grouped her with all the other biden supporters that don't feel the pain of the regular folks.
I really don't know much about her, not a fan, and that alone should have made me think before passing judgement.
Thanks for setting me straight, Flapp! :shaka:
re. Taylor swift
I still don't like her music and I think she is too skinny.
Give that girl a cheesburger and fries quick!
Post by: oldfart on November 06, 2023, 06:33:30 PM
Caught with his pants down…..drone films and drops bombs on his ass.=========
https://t.me/ButusovPlus/6054
Complete with dramatic music!
If that was me, I would have caught the hint after the first bomb and run like hell.
Maybe it's just fake video. You can never tell nowadays.
Post by: QUIETShooter on November 06, 2023, 09:27:58 PM
============
re. Taylor swift
I still don't like her music and I think she is too skinny.
Give that girl a cheesburger and fries quick!
She is a bit of a twiggy but a cute one at that. I actually thought she filled out a bit on the last video they showed her on.
But yeah, she needs more burger and fries. Maybe somebody gotta turn her onto Big Mac Mondays at McDonalds. :rofl:
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Post by: mrgaf on January 20, 2024, 04:20:47 PM
🤣🤣🤣ain’t that the truth!
Post by: aletheuo137 on January 20, 2024, 07:11:16 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/4cfune.jpg)But but but she wants to write another hit about her bad choices in men!!!
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Post by: zippz on May 23, 2024, 09:34:31 AM
After I get fired at my job, wife leaves, and dog dies it's good to know UseBean has my back and I can return my USB cable.
(https://i.imgur.com/CO77iHH.jpeg)
Post by: hvybarrels on May 29, 2024, 12:52:19 PM
Post by: mrgaf on July 07, 2024, 10:28:30 AM
>:D
Post by: QUIETShooter on July 07, 2024, 12:24:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ni31Xu3.jpg)
>:D
Oh shit! But only for a microsecond...... :rofl:
Post by: QUIETShooter on July 07, 2024, 12:25:53 PM
(https://i.redd.it/rhvpn44b6i091.jpg)
Take away the ad rhetoric and it looks like a Gay Ad you post in front of a gay bar.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 07, 2024, 12:50:25 PM
Take away the ad rhetoric and it looks like a Gay Ad you post in front of a gay bar.
Projection.
Post by: hvybarrels on July 07, 2024, 08:17:01 PM
Take away the ad rhetoric and it looks like a Gay Ad you post in front of a gay bar.
(https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F36fa57aa-295d-48eb-8bb1-45ddf696a285_1136x852.jpeg)
Post by: oldfart on July 08, 2024, 03:57:55 AM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on August 17, 2024, 09:49:46 PM
:rofl:
https://youtube.com/shorts/huwtTa1Cqj8?si=ZRSx-kmjpmOAYbTj
Post by: hvybarrels on September 03, 2024, 10:22:21 PM
Post by: QUIETShooter on September 04, 2024, 07:26:58 AM
(https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb62e5eaa-9635-4de5-a369-ac921080f330_460x504.webp)
Don't worry, bro. I'm right behind you.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Seriously, though, remember when there were long lines at HPD when we wanted to apply for permits? There was one HPD officer that looks like this fellow.
Post by: oldfart on September 04, 2024, 05:50:09 PM
Don't worry, bro. I'm right behind you.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:....
Seriously, though, remember when there were long lines at HPD when we wanted to apply for permits? There was one HPD officer that looks like this fellow.
Eh...no make fun.
Body armor always makes you look overweight.
:rofl:
Post by: zippz on September 05, 2024, 10:56:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/m2LWcgK.jpeg)
Post by: Jl808 on September 05, 2024, 11:54:05 AM
Post by: macsak on September 05, 2024, 12:08:46 PM
Onii-chan!
Post by: oldfart on September 14, 2024, 04:00:37 AM
Post by: oldfart on September 24, 2024, 02:44:09 PM
Dawgs are displeased.
Post by: astroboy on September 24, 2024, 03:14:42 PM
https://youtu.be/iGuevNruyH8
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on September 24, 2024, 04:31:05 PM
then let's go all the way .... :thumbsup: :geekdanc:
https://youtu.be/K4MKQMTHplI
Post by: oldfart on September 24, 2024, 05:47:29 PM
When I used to work in the TV business, my job was to load the reels of actual 16mm film for that show.
That's how old I am. :rofl:
Post by: QUIETShooter on September 24, 2024, 07:48:36 PM
I got a kamala bumper sticker in the mail.
Dawgs are displeased.
Next time a certain forum member crosses the yellow line at the range during a ceasefire and starts arguing with the RSO's, walk up to him and gently pat his back while reminding him what the yellow line is for.
And voila! You got rid of your harris sticker....... :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: dogman on September 24, 2024, 08:39:35 PM
Re. Gilligan'sDid you know Mr. Checkers and Pogo Poge?
When I used to work in the TV business, my job was to load the reels of actual 16mm film for that show.
That's how old I am. :rofl:
Post by: oldfart on September 25, 2024, 02:20:04 AM
Did you know Mr. Checkers and Pogo Poge?....
Yep
But I worked midnight shift.
I would raid the refrigerator at night for the leftover jello cream pies. (From bakery Kapiolani across the street)
Post by: astroboy on September 25, 2024, 06:49:11 PM
https://youtu.be/MTqe624FJWo
Post by: astroboy on October 04, 2024, 12:54:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KZT95kUP3uw?feature=share
Post by: hvybarrels on October 04, 2024, 12:22:04 PM
Post by: oldfart on October 05, 2024, 02:46:37 AM
Post by: macsak on October 05, 2024, 05:04:26 AM
:rofl:
Post by: oldfart on October 05, 2024, 07:04:45 AM
careful, you might get visit from men in suits......
I think I used to go shooting with some of those guys.
Post by: QUIETShooter on October 05, 2024, 07:32:55 AM
The dreaded "knock, knock, knock" in the middle of the night......
Post by: mrgaf on October 05, 2024, 09:17:30 PM
One of kamala's solution for maintaining a "JOYFUL" and conforming society:
The dreaded "knock, knock, knock" in the middle of the night......
Civil War!
Post by: hvybarrels on October 14, 2024, 03:57:31 PM
Post by: oldfart on October 15, 2024, 06:47:08 AM
Post by: astroboy on October 16, 2024, 12:03:23 AM
I really like how the youtuber blended the sound track from the good the bad and the ugly
with the 1961 movie Yojimbo. The yakuza boss should have practiced his weak hand shooting.
https://youtu.be/FiCVY3ozfwo
Post by: astroboy on October 18, 2024, 03:12:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hOyIO_b9BE0?feature=share
Post by: oldfart on October 19, 2024, 04:26:47 AM
No animals or humans were harmed.=============
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hOyIO_b9BE0?feature=share
:rofl: :rofl:
Today is also National Play Fetch Day.
so I better go play with doggies today
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 21, 2024, 11:55:08 AM
https://youtu.be/eT2-ruPhzKc
Post by: QUIETShooter on October 21, 2024, 12:47:03 PM
In case you missed the FOX News interview with Kamala Harris and Bret Baier.....
https://youtu.be/eT2-ruPhzKc
Yep. That's what happened.
Spinning the truth is the way news are reported nowadays. This happens on both sides of the political aisle.
Sometimes it's really obvious. And many times it's not. Out there on the internet if you spend a decent amount of time swimming in it you will tend to notice where the bias lies and who is pushing it.
What's really hard, and sometimes it seems it doesn't exist is a truly un-biased news article.
Post by: astroboy on October 24, 2024, 03:59:15 PM
https://youtu.be/gqJjsk7mLEA
Post by: oldfart on October 24, 2024, 07:12:51 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 24, 2024, 08:04:36 PM
Any body remember the 80's song by Falco?It took time to locate the English version that I remember from MTV in the 80s. Almost every other video was in German.
https://youtu.be/FxR25sWJvv4
Post by: astroboy on October 31, 2024, 10:09:16 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 13, 2024, 12:42:05 AM
I think this works better.
This is a compilation of narcissists who made the mistake of putting their
egos and poor judgement on the record for the world to view
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
https://youtu.be/kxOmcGd0YqU
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 13, 2024, 01:05:48 AM
explain who is responsible for Kamala Harris loosing to President-Elect Donald Trump.
Try to guess who she blames, then see if you're right.
This is one of the better edits of her rant. You can find the full video on Griffin's TikTok
if she hasn't pulled it down yet.
Enjoy!
https://youtube.com/shorts/-ADY1Bqsf9Y
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 13, 2024, 05:23:27 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 14, 2024, 12:03:46 PM
Post by: oldfart on November 16, 2024, 07:22:21 AM
It REALLY sucks now.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 21, 2024, 12:59:08 AM
:rofl: :rofl:
https://youtu.be/rhn3F9kywbg
Post by: QUIETShooter on November 21, 2024, 07:38:27 AM
If you don't laugh at this, your funny bone is broken!
:rofl: :rofl:
https://youtu.be/rhn3F9kywbg
It made my day! :thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: oldfart on November 27, 2024, 02:37:05 PM
Stand behind the yellow line...or else!
Post by: QUIETShooter on November 27, 2024, 04:44:33 PM
Chickens beware!
Stand behind the yellow line...or else!
Or else......chicken papaya soup with calamungai from the rifle range tree.
Post by: astroboy on November 29, 2024, 04:08:23 PM
https://youtu.be/YXyi2QxXjxE
Post by: mrgaf on December 04, 2024, 06:50:07 PM
Post by: Jl808 on December 05, 2024, 01:36:56 AM
https://youtu.be/ZCmSdFw7_iM
Post by: astroboy on December 05, 2024, 11:08:25 AM
https://youtu.be/K_cn5JnsyQw
Post by: oldfart on December 07, 2024, 10:21:17 AM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 18, 2024, 06:58:55 PM
https://youtu.be/yeM31chyfqk
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 20, 2024, 04:00:58 PM
:geekdanc: :rofl:
https://youtu.be/HYm7sni8gWY
Post by: oldfart on December 20, 2024, 09:30:39 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 21, 2024, 11:49:39 PM
https://youtu.be/bxIc969qtYo
Post by: oldfart on December 23, 2024, 06:25:40 AM
Speaking of drones ......==============
https://youtu.be/bxIc969qtYo
amazingly pretty and scary at the same time
Post by: astroboy on December 23, 2024, 07:41:05 AM
Post by: oldfart on December 23, 2024, 07:55:32 AM
Post by: astroboy on December 24, 2024, 01:38:32 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 24, 2024, 02:00:45 PM
https://youtu.be/dg-2eMhw0Sw
I thought Private Joker/Hermey wanted to be a dentist. That makes more sense for someone who wants to kill.
R. Lee Ermey .... Hermey .... coincidence?
:geekdanc: :rofl:
Post by: zippz on December 25, 2024, 12:33:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ATPKGhZ.jpg)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 25, 2024, 12:48:35 PM
Pic I took at Haneda Airport, Japan. Guess guns are okay.I can think of other things they left off besides guns...
(https://i.imgur.com/ATPKGhZ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/KbLi8Re.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/RnWjYiO.png)
Post by: astroboy on January 01, 2025, 09:11:58 PM
Post by: oldfart on January 01, 2025, 09:38:45 PM
Post by: stangzilla on January 06, 2025, 12:43:29 PM
Post by: QUIETShooter on January 08, 2025, 10:51:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3c64j2DPE&t=501s
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 15, 2025, 04:42:02 PM
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/zip/d/pearl-city-free-advice-where-da-aloha-at/7817149140.html
(https://i.imgur.com/bDJL0kD.png)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 15, 2025, 05:05:35 PM
Stumbled across this on Craig's list today. :rofl: :wtf:
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/zip/d/pearl-city-free-advice-where-da-aloha-at/7817149140.html
Hard to tell, but same guy maybe?
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/zip/d/pearl-city-do-not-help-him/7813478420.html
Post by: astroboy on January 27, 2025, 12:07:27 AM
Post by: astroboy on February 07, 2025, 09:37:44 AM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 10, 2025, 02:08:00 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
https://youtu.be/5RI8MaAlWVo
Post by: hvybarrels on February 10, 2025, 08:19:05 PM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 17, 2025, 12:18:03 AM
Post by: zippz on April 15, 2025, 01:03:33 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/fRLyZk1g/IMG-20250415-130127.jpg)
Post by: astroboy on April 15, 2025, 05:37:15 PM
https://youtu.be/UOk-6BtT4Bk
Post by: oldfart on April 15, 2025, 05:51:10 PM
He feels betrayed......
https://youtu.be/UOk-6BtT4Bk
Love the joke, but here is the HNN story from yesterday.
Man charged in crash that killed 15-year-old girl https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/04/15/man-charged-crash-that-killed-15-year-old-girl/
I see a lot of face tats on the news.
Post by: oldfart on April 17, 2025, 04:40:06 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/g23w0pkH/20250328-164833.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 17, 2025, 09:36:38 AM
Have a good Easter holiday folks....
They might not be marshmallow, but you can still bite their heads off!
Hypothetically speaking, of course. :geekdanc: :shaka:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 18, 2025, 11:35:07 PM
https://youtu.be/RV5WqRnFejI
Post by: QUIETShooter on April 19, 2025, 10:37:33 AM
Getting ready for May the Fourth ...
https://youtu.be/RV5WqRnFejI
Fun video! :thumbsup: Thanks for sharing.
It brought back memories of my first impression of the very first Star Wars movie. I saw it at the old Cinerama theatre and because the place was packed I think we were seated in the 2nd row.
I was blown away by the opening scene, the acoustical, and everything after that.
Post by: astroboy on April 29, 2025, 04:38:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TzirizbK02U?feature=share
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 29, 2025, 04:49:09 PM
We don't need men."How hard can it be?" is synonymous with "Hold my beer!"
Post by: astroboy on April 30, 2025, 02:41:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-7Q4j05ve38?feature=share
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 30, 2025, 02:45:13 PM
Joe is as sharp as a tack.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-7Q4j05ve38?feature=share
That's from a year ago, but still one of his best gaffes considering he was campaigning for reelection.
:thumbsup: :geekdanc:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on May 04, 2025, 11:38:47 AM
WTH?
(https://i.imgur.com/CB1zgJs.jpeg)
Someone posted the before picture, too..... :rofl:
(https://i.imgur.com/dkX6lyj.jpeg)
Post by: astroboy on May 07, 2025, 05:18:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rHdZF02Ik28?feature=share
Post by: astroboy on May 14, 2025, 04:23:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EaaXMHLJz3s?feature=share
Post by: QUIETShooter on May 14, 2025, 07:50:36 PM
That must hurt.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EaaXMHLJz3s?feature=share
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (owweeeee.......)
Post by: hvybarrels on May 16, 2025, 09:20:21 PM
Post by: astroboy on May 17, 2025, 07:59:01 PM
Post by: astroboy on May 29, 2025, 11:16:42 PM
https://youtu.be/I_pzbnWnQ2U
Post by: astroboy on June 17, 2025, 08:02:49 AM
Your wife will remind you that YOU are on a date with her.
https://youtu.be/wPETj5uDc2A
Post by: Rocky on June 17, 2025, 09:27:00 AM
To the guy in the background:That looks like a dude slapping him
Your wife will remind you that YOU are on a date with her.
https://youtu.be/wPETj5uDc2A
Post by: astroboy on June 17, 2025, 11:28:51 AM
of Minnesota cannot define what a woman is, then anything goes these days.
Post by: aletheuo137 on June 19, 2025, 12:26:55 PM
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on June 19, 2025, 12:33:05 PM
He devalued the nation, so stopping at zero is being kind.
i would have given it a negative value and labeled it NON CENTS.
:geekdanc:
Post by: QUIETShooter on June 19, 2025, 02:07:16 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250619/e20ecfe41cd20fdf99fa1d4ffb30445a.jpg)
Sent from my SM-A156U1 using Tapatalk
Why do I have a feeling the pennies you'll find on the ground nowadays are gonna be these pennies.
Post by: oldfart on June 21, 2025, 05:48:33 PM
https://youtu.be/KpQEVmE6Gq4?feature=shared
Post by: astroboy on July 07, 2025, 01:14:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-eXh3w0T2dM?feature=share
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 07, 2025, 01:34:11 PM
What do they call a BK Whopper in Paris?That was funny, but he could have gotten the answer more easily and cheaper without the travel and lodging costs.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-eXh3w0T2dM?feature=share
(He would have also gotten the real answer, not the joke version :geekdanc:)
https://www.burgerking.fr/carte/burgers
https://www.burgerking.fr/produit/whopper
Post by: astroboy on July 08, 2025, 11:17:13 PM
https://youtu.be/frPqu_qC-V0
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 16, 2025, 02:03:20 PM
maybe watch this and ponder whether anything you see online
is real ...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLgDZ0JBPOc/ (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLgDZ0JBPOc/)
Post by: QUIETShooter on July 16, 2025, 02:42:27 PM
If you're not just a little bit worried about where AI is taking you,
maybe watch this and ponder whether anything you see online
is real ...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLgDZ0JBPOc/ (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLgDZ0JBPOc/)
I liked your post because it shows a side of AI that I DON'T LIKE but it is coming. :wtf:
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 16, 2025, 02:51:32 PM
I liked your post because it shows a side of AI that I DON'T LIKE but it is coming. :wtf:Knowledge is power. Better to know what AI is capable of so we don't fall for everything our eyes/ears tell us is true.
Post by: oldfart on July 16, 2025, 04:54:26 PM
Everything is clickbait on social media.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 16, 2025, 11:49:55 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/4yxjrOv9agM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 21, 2025, 12:22:41 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
https://youtube.com/shorts/CUoS2d7BYWY
Post by: oldfart on July 21, 2025, 01:09:13 AM
I have to call this "funny," since I had absolutely nothing to do with what happened!...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
https://youtube.com/shorts/CUoS2d7BYWY
Funny but sad at the same.😂
I paid 2k for a similar job at my house.
The guy worked top to bottom.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 21, 2025, 12:41:59 PM
...Something tells me they went with the cheapest guy they could find. Not always the best way to go.
Funny but sad at the same.😂
I paid 2k for a similar job at my house.
The guy worked top to bottom.
Starting from the top of any large tree next to a house is always prudent. Just need the right equipment, like a very long cherry picker.
Maybe it's the camera position, but it sure looks like the tree grew toward the house, which means it's leaning that way. You'd need lots of ropes, muscles and maybe a bulldozer to pull the tree over the direction you want. I saw none of that.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on July 21, 2025, 01:15:42 PM
:rofl:
https://youtube.com/shorts/1UVMTkukpSI
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Post by: aletheuo137 on August 29, 2025, 10:55:31 AM
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Post by: aletheuo137 on October 01, 2025, 08:09:24 AM
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And more frequently...... :rofl:
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So does Hawaii. At times it feels like we are running low.
Post by: zippz on October 02, 2025, 07:01:51 PM
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Post by: aletheuo137 on October 03, 2025, 06:48:14 AM
Anyone tried these? Looks good and only $1.99.Probably not the healthy choice. Read the label!
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Post by: oldfart on October 03, 2025, 08:39:15 AM
My kids used to get the Ramen package and pour the powdered soup mix into it. Then smash it into bits.
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Post by: Rocky on October 11, 2025, 07:32:07 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20251010/beb7d2b6abe814355194c1597601a6d1.jpg)Unprepared.
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No back up iron sights
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 11, 2025, 01:41:23 PM
Unprepared.
No back up iron sights
The suppressor makes up for it. He can empty that mag with mostly missed rounds, and nobody will realize until it's too late!
:geekdanc:
Post by: aletheuo137 on October 12, 2025, 06:58:30 AM
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Post by: oldfart on October 15, 2025, 10:47:11 AM
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Post by: oldfart on October 21, 2025, 02:11:43 AM
Actual
Idiocy
Post by: oldfart on October 27, 2025, 05:11:36 PM
https://youtu.be/DV6gvZ7OrZQ?si=-w3XNHPEj1yogRTw
Post by: aletheuo137 on October 29, 2025, 04:01:16 PM
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Post by: astroboy on November 10, 2025, 08:17:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LVfIbcWAt10?feature=share
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 10, 2025, 11:44:05 AM
Powder coating for porch pirates?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LVfIbcWAt10?feature=share
i think the Halloween-themed orange cloud was brilliant. :rofl:
Not really much different that a dye pack used by banks to ruin cash and mark the bad guys, except this is easier to wash off.
I wish there was about 10 more seconds of a delay so it goes off inside their vehicle. Amazon sells 5v electronic delay timers for about $5 each. They should be reusable, as i'm sure the perp isn't going to want to pick it up after it exploded on him/her.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 10, 2025, 02:19:48 PM
Getting punked by a cat and getting it on video? Priceless!
https://youtube.com/shorts/SXTUs7hyA4w
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Post by: Rocky on November 15, 2025, 07:04:52 AM
Post by: aletheuo137 on November 15, 2025, 07:14:02 AM
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Post by: oldfart on November 15, 2025, 09:21:19 AM
https://www.flickr.com/photos/203813556@N05/54925789585/in/dateposted-public/.....
She wants a guy to press her trigger until....
Post by: mrgaf on November 18, 2025, 02:28:28 PM
Post by: QUIETShooter on November 18, 2025, 04:35:12 PM
I think this fits that bill. LE Departments need to seriously dress up their firearm discipline.
Hear that, HPD?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFjqv9940VM
Post by: astroboy on November 20, 2025, 08:32:24 AM
Funny but not funny at the same time. Ever saw a situation where it makes you laugh and then you realize the situation could have turned out very bad.
I think this fits that bill. LE Departments need to seriously dress up their firearm discipline.
Hear that, HPD?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFjqv9940VM
Wow Thank goodness the lady did something. I don't think AR's are drop safe.
Post by: astroboy on November 20, 2025, 08:39:44 AM
https://youtu.be/2sL7zVgUOAA
Post by: aletheuo137 on November 21, 2025, 08:10:45 AM
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Post by: QUIETShooter on November 28, 2025, 09:04:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hw9JOwPzDnY
Post by: aletheuo137 on December 01, 2025, 06:57:41 PM
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 02, 2025, 02:41:13 PM
:geekdanc: :rofl:
https://youtube.com/shorts/bPd8GbTQtb0
Post by: astroboy on December 03, 2025, 06:09:51 PM
Oh well at least its hand made.
https://youtu.be/laNz-SYCqSU
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 03, 2025, 06:48:01 PM
Not all Danish cookies are made in Denmark.
Oh well at least its hand made.
Well, it does say Danish Style.
No different than my cherry pie containing "Real Fruit" with no cherries -- apples with cherry flavoring.
It pays to read the fine print.
Post by: astroboy on December 04, 2025, 07:20:51 AM
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 04, 2025, 10:58:24 AM
Was your cherry pie also hand made?I doubt it. It was an individually wrapped turnover pastry like you get from a vending machine.
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on December 14, 2025, 01:24:31 PM
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1678919769375079
FB Reels Page:
https://www.facebook.com/thetumuatuinei/reels/
Post by: aletheuo137 on December 15, 2025, 08:17:27 AM
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Post by: QUIETShooter on December 20, 2025, 11:10:09 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/stephen-miller-walz-presided-over-the-largest-theft-of-taxpayer-dollars-in-history-larger-than-the-gdp-of-somalia/ar-AA1SK8VA?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=6947b76cd6ea4a04a7597fed499b7ff5&ei=12
Jesse Watters tells Stephen Miller "Merry Christmas."
Stephen Miller responds with the same.
Jesse Watters ends with "Happy New Year, and all that good stuff......" ::)
Good stuff? After reading the article we're heading towards a year full of crap. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: astroboy on January 02, 2026, 04:14:05 PM
Post by: astroboy on January 13, 2026, 11:02:40 AM
He could be Bat Man.
https://youtu.be/0ow8YcuJwM0
Post by: QUIETShooter on January 13, 2026, 11:30:05 AM
Don't mess with the older patriot man.
He could be Bat Man.
https://youtu.be/0ow8YcuJwM0
That dumb-ass in the red jacket that held the megaphone to the man's ear is NOT peacefully protesting.
Loved what happened to him. Twice. :rofl:
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Post by: oldfart on January 22, 2026, 03:07:16 AM
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17SgXtpJnk/
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 22, 2026, 10:18:23 AM
Not really funny video, but just a talented gal that can sing, dance, and play a clarinet.Clarinet was my first instrument in 7th grade band. I'm always happy to hear a talented clarinet, sax, bassoon and percussionist, since that sums up the instruments I played for 6 years.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17SgXtpJnk/
I always wished I had the dexterity to learn piano and string instruments, but the coordination just isn't there for me to have two hands doing different parts at the same time! The closest I came was the xylophone where I might have 2 mallets in each hand playing chords.
PMJ is an amazing group of talented performers. :thumbsup: :geekdanc:
Post by: astroboy on January 28, 2026, 09:51:17 AM
Post by: aletheuo137 on January 29, 2026, 09:22:49 AM
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Post by: astroboy on January 29, 2026, 03:38:34 PM
https://youtu.be/LCqL8_9NOxg?
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 29, 2026, 04:36:53 PM
The Somali WaltzCatchy.
https://youtu.be/LCqL8_9NOxg?
Hopefully they all get caught....and cooked!
:geekdanc:
Post by: hvybarrels on January 30, 2026, 02:23:33 PM
https://youtu.be/blpLWKleiZA
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 05, 2026, 01:02:05 AM
https://youtu.be/2aIlYlHvpHI
Post by: oldfart on February 09, 2026, 01:11:30 AM
https://youtube.com/shorts/xgMNE2GA9wo?si=V0xixIBj2sNAa8DL
Post by: astroboy on February 11, 2026, 03:53:47 PM
Post by: oldfart on February 11, 2026, 06:07:18 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/FzQDXBB0/laughing.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Post by: QUIETShooter on February 11, 2026, 06:18:31 PM
https://youtu.be/f7ypodm-IaY
This video puts me on an emotional roller coaster.
First and most, it is extremely funny! :rofl:
Secondly, it is true. Which makes me sad.
Thirdly, I get mad. It is infuriating. Because I have a feeling omar, walz, frey, and a whole bunch of other minnesota lawmakers will not be held accountable.
Rinse and repeat until I am exhausted.
Post by: astroboy on February 26, 2026, 02:44:49 PM
I kinda liked the scene with Scotty and chief O'Brien having a brew.
https://youtu.be/a4mwr7QLC7c?
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on February 26, 2026, 05:40:47 PM
A Data based star trek AI music video.
I kinda liked the scene with Scotty and chief O'Brien having a brew.
https://youtu.be/a4mwr7QLC7c?
Excellent! Spot took the spotlight -- as most cats do.
Someone spent a LOT of time assimilating that montage of Trek-a-holic bliss!
Post by: astroboy on February 28, 2026, 10:27:36 AM
Post by: QUIETShooter on February 28, 2026, 03:23:45 PM
I wonder how many californians are sad now.
Hee Hee Haw Haw Hoo Hoo.
Post by: astroboy on March 02, 2026, 04:25:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gL9tfCZ_3U0?feature=share
Post by: astroboy on March 04, 2026, 04:58:37 PM
https://youtu.be/aPVI9C3N8gU
Post by: QUIETShooter on March 04, 2026, 06:49:00 PM
A fun video for Mad Max fans. Virginia Hey looks great at 74.
https://youtu.be/aPVI9C3N8gU
I agree she does. :thumbsup:
There are a lot of these types of YT videos out there. Fun to watch.
Post by: zippz on March 11, 2026, 12:30:19 PM
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Post by: QUIETShooter on March 11, 2026, 03:07:05 PM
Signs inflation is hard.
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Oooh. Dollar Bento. ;) :rofl:
Post by: zippz on March 12, 2026, 07:19:59 PM
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 12, 2026, 10:19:32 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/NSZ1xhuzPt8
Post by: astroboy on March 22, 2026, 11:40:22 AM
Post by: oldfart on March 25, 2026, 06:06:22 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/qUrbuUq8Qas?feature=shared
Post by: astroboy on March 27, 2026, 02:05:39 PM
https://youtu.be/64c31WAuhpQ
Post by: zippz on April 09, 2026, 08:21:39 AM
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Post by: zippz on April 16, 2026, 11:46:33 AM
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Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 22, 2026, 04:08:45 PM
:geekdanc: :shake: :popcorn:
https://youtube.com/shorts/CHVgq0kniY4?si=aFSyRFaw4gyk_gBC
Post by: oldfart on May 25, 2026, 06:56:42 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/SqJ-tLVo4Ss?si=NlfFXVj9i1Vbeufn