Jokes? Jokes, anyone... (Read 635588 times)

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #660 on: September 01, 2015, 12:26:46 AM »
So, I was walking in Washington, DC, and I saw this "Muslim Bookstore."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around browsing, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.  I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele.

So I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk replied, "Fuck off!  Get out, and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #661 on: September 01, 2015, 12:30:20 AM »
- Tropical Storm Erika is no longer a tropical storm.

   Erika has weakened so much, she has been renamed “Hillary.”
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #662 on: September 02, 2015, 12:23:21 AM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #663 on: September 03, 2015, 08:49:01 AM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #664 on: September 03, 2015, 04:58:50 PM »
After the few seconds it takes to figure out, you go, "Holy crap!  That's right!"

An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #665 on: September 03, 2015, 08:23:06 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #666 on: September 08, 2015, 05:43:59 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #667 on: September 12, 2015, 12:30:28 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

Rocky

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« Reply #668 on: September 14, 2015, 09:25:58 AM »
Mahutma Poppin's
“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”
                                                           Franklin D. Roosevelt

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #669 on: September 14, 2015, 02:48:38 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

Heavies

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« Reply #670 on: September 14, 2015, 05:57:03 PM »

edster48

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« Reply #671 on: September 16, 2015, 04:52:24 PM »
In case you wondered why some women like older guys....


Always be yourself.
Unless you can be a pirate.
Then always be a pirate.

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #672 on: September 19, 2015, 12:29:52 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #673 on: September 20, 2015, 02:12:51 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #674 on: September 20, 2015, 03:30:17 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #675 on: September 21, 2015, 10:15:46 AM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #676 on: September 22, 2015, 10:24:28 AM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #677 on: September 23, 2015, 02:35:17 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

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« Reply #678 on: September 24, 2015, 07:45:35 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper

mauidog

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #679 on: September 24, 2015, 08:53:23 PM »
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.   -- Jeff Cooper