So, I was walking in Washington, DC, and I saw this "Muslim Bookstore."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around browsing, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele.
So I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk replied, "Fuck off! Get out, and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"