Good God man, I WAS REFERRING TO MYSELF! Get it? It’s called ironic humor, or poking fun at yourself.
I guess I was mistaken that you may have a sense of humor in there somewhere.
Loosen up Ted - you’ll live longer!
i have a fantastic sense of humor. I just find it difficult to find humor when I'm being called a bastard & asshole by someone I've never met.
Here's one for you that might actually be relevant:
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It was a new inmate's first night in prison. A few minutes after "lights out" when the noise had died down, the new fish heard something weird.
Someone in the dark yelled out, "41!!", and the whole cell block cracked up laughing.
Then, after the laughter died down, someone else yelled, "27!!", and again it was followed by loud laughter.
He called up to his cellmate in the top bunk and asked, "What the f*** is going on?"
His buddy replied, "Well, once you've been here long enough, you've heard every joke a hundred times. So to save time, we gave them all numbers. if you want to tell a joke, you just mention a number, and everyone else thinks of the joke and laughs."
"Wow! Can I try one?"
"I dunno, it being your first night and all."
"Oh, come on. Give me a good number."
"Okay. 33 is one of my favorites."
After waiting for a quiet spell, he yells out, "33!!"
Only a few inmates bothered to giggle, and the rest .... silence.
"I thought you said that was a good one."
"It is. Try again with 19."
So, he tried again, and this time he got a few boos and a couple of death threats.
'Hey, man. What's going on?"
"Well, you know how it is. Some people can tell a joke ..."
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